5.I'm Still A Guy
I can hear you now talkin' to your friends
These days there's dudes getting' facials
When you see a deer, you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up
Oh but no matter what,
Remember, I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk you sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
I can hear you now talkin' to your friends
Sayin' yeah girls he's come a long way
From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
And you swat my hand when I try
Well now what can I say at the end of the day
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
These days there's dudes getting' facials
Manicured, waxed, and Botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
Yeah with all of these men linin' up to get neutered
And headin' out to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair
Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God I'm still a guy
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You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
And I'll pour out my heart
Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck
Yeah with all of these men linin' up to get neutered
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